How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What horn never makes a sound?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Which celebrity loves to read?