Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
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Why is the beach so confident?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?