Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?Euripides things, you buy them!Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWho is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?See PunchlineWhy do dogs run in circles?See PunchlineWhat did the mama goat say to her child?See PunchlineWhy don't horses ever go to the doctor?See PunchlineHow do fleas travel?See PunchlineWhere does laundry go to college?See PunchlineWhich animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?See PunchlineWhy did the train make everyone relax?See PunchlineWhat did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?See PunchlineWhat do you call a dog in orbit?See PunchlineWhich rockstar looks best in formal wear?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when a snowman ignores you?See PunchlineWhat did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?See PunchlineWhat do you call a rabbit barber?See PunchlineWhat's the ideal place for a dog to work? See PunchlineWhat's the difference between weather and climate?See PunchlineWhy did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?See PunchlineWhat do you call a very attractive aircraft?See PunchlineHow long did Cain dislike his brother?See PunchlineWhat did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?See PunchlineWhat kind of ride does a chicken own?See Punchline
