Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What was the turkey grateful for at dinner?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?