Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Angelfish.
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?