What do you call a porcupine who wins every argument?
Sharp as ever.
Who did the ice cream queen go on a date with?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How do you organize a party for an astronaut?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which condiment adds the most kick?