What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
The Jet-sons.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the professor write on the window?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?