What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?