What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
The chimpion.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why was the ocean too warm to swim?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Which elf is the best singer?