Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?