What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why are all priests fit?