Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a loan for a buffalo?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why were shelters full in the spring?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas night?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?