What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?