My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?