Where do books rest at night?
Between covers.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are computers good at golf?
What cookie is barely there?
What do you get when Bambi meets a ghost?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What makes soccer players cool?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do birds serve on Halloween?