What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
How do fleas travel?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?