What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which grandma always brings apples?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why does grandma skip the hearing aid?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why spread peanut butter on the road?
What do you call a porcupine who wins every argument?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?