Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call octopus twins?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a trip where you never leave your couch?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?