What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's good for both poker and theater?