What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
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What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?