What did the farmer say when the calf sang in church?
Now that's a holy moo-ment.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What song do storm clouds love?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call it when a teacher gets hurt during summer?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?