What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?