Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Because he kept running out of the pen.
What did the sick chicken say?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the sick elevator say?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which state has the best streets?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why is the point guard so good at debates?
What do you call a loan for a buffalo?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?