What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do you calm an elephant that's charging ahead?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?