Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do you escape an elephant's stomach?
What tree do science teachers love?
What makes two medical opinions confusing?
What do you call a basketball player acting wild?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call a turkey after Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?