Why did the cat think it had magic powers?
It had a wand-erful toy.
Why did Adam and Eve leave the garden?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?