Why did the teacher dive into the sea?
To grade the current.
How did groundhogs get their name?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are cars magic?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?