If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?