What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?