What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a vacation without leaving your house?
How do snowmen get information?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Who sits by the lake but won't jump in?
Where do bees fly off for a tropical trip?