Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's the opposite of irony?