Why did she walk outside with her wallet open?
She was hoping for change.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did Comet get a cleaning job?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bird that won't leave the nest?