Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
In a hatch-back.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a meetup for single hikers?