What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Time flies!
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why is money so hard to argue with?
Why did the turkey join a band before Thanksgiving?
Why do ghosts love the gym?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the golfer good at racing too?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?