Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What animal has the most fun?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?