How is baseball different from law?
In law, stealing might still get you safe.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?