What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a short cow?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?