Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What instrument can you play with your stomach?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do photographers cook?
What happens to your winter snack cravings in spring?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?