Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a cow that gets too close to the fire?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What boat always finds a bargain?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?