What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?