What does a dog say before eating?
Bone appetit!
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?