What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do frogs stash their cash?
Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What did the mama flower say to her little sprout?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do you keep your spouse out of your emails?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?