What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a mouse's favorite game?