Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
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What insect runs away from everything?
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What do you call a short cow?
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What are the strongest days of the week?