What do you call a cow with a newborn?
A moo-ma.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why do books seem so moody?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?