What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
What veggie do chickens brag about?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's a goose's favorite book?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why couldn't anyone reach the zoo by phone?