Where do polar bears store their money?
In a snowbank.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?