Why is tennis a rough dating sport?
Love means nothing there.
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do ducks eat for lunch?
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?