Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Which president always seems to show up in your wallet?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call George Washington's birthday celebration?
Why did the croissant win the race?
Why couldn't the First Lady get help around the house?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?