What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
I'm just kitten' around.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?