What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Don't make me turn this wagon around!
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where do kittens go to school?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?